GAME PLAN:

Week 1: IRON MAN TWO DIET
With an introduction by Gweneth Paltrow
Week 2: WEIGHT WATCHERS
http://www.weightwatchers.com/index.aspx
Week 3: URBAN SKINNY DIET
This is the week I will be wearing heels, and getting very drunk... and sexy.
Week 4: SONOMA DIET
An oldie, but a goodie.
Week 5: RAW FOOD DIET
www.thebestofrawfood.com
Week 6: TRACY ANDERSON'S BABY FOOD DIET
Exactly what it sounds like... jealous bitches. Yep. I'm gonna smell like a warm, soft baby.
www.dietsinreview.com/diets/Baby_Food_Diet/
Week 7: JUICE DIET
Week 8: ANOREXIA NERVOSA
Look forward to very offensive posts.
Week 9: FRENCH WOMEN DON'T GET FAT DIET
Wi.
Week 10: TBA
I'll probably already be a movie star by the time this one shows up. So... no promises.
Ya know?
I think that will be my catch phrase in this blog..."No Promises."
This has been Mackenzie Jager... and I begin!
(picture me jumping off a building wearing a cape)
(no really, picture it.)